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After I fell from the balcony, I felt relieved that I didn't feel any pain.

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The red-faced boy stepped out of the alleyway crying.

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As soon as we enter our apartment, I swiftly lock the door and promptly choke my wife to death.

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I waved and smiled, and realized I was the first in human history to make contact with extraterrestrial life.

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“I do, wholeheartedly,” I said at the alter, knowing this is the happiest day of my life.

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My mother said "boys will be boys" while she shrugged. NSFW

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Grunting heavily and drenched in sweat, the man thought he wouldn't last another second until he heard his wife cry out again, "Oh baby, please don't stop."

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I arrested the kindergarten teacher for the murder of the missing students after we found five bodies while excavating the basement.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I fell from the balcony, I felt relieved that I didn't feel any pain.	84
The red-faced boy stepped out of the alleyway crying.	84
As soon as we enter our apartment, I swiftly lock the door and promptly choke my wife to death.	84
[deleted by user]	84
I waved and smiled, and realized I was the first in human history to make contact with extraterrestrial life.	84
[deleted by user]	84
“I do, wholeheartedly,” I said at the alter, knowing this is the happiest day of my life.	84
My mother said "boys will be boys" while she shrugged. NSFW	84
Grunting heavily and drenched in sweat, the man thought he wouldn't last another second until he heard his wife cry out again, "Oh baby, please don't stop."	84
I arrested the kindergarten teacher for the murder of the missing students after we found five bodies while excavating the basement.	84